Wednesday 9 April 2008

Commitment's a dirty word

The moment in The Apprentice when the absolute spanner of a team leader, Ian, demanded they go round the table so his team could proclaim their allegiance to him and their determination to win a treat from SirAlan will go down in team-building history.
The fact this suggestion was not greeted with scoffs but declarations they would offer 110% commitment was equally mirth-worthy.
In fact there was no limit to the treats tonight's gripping installment had in store. The idea that Italian pub grub should be served with false moustaches and Italian accents was hailed as genius, the plan only tripped up when the minute-taker couldn't spell 'accents'. It was ok though, his comrades knew what he meant.
The stripping 'Bollywood' dancer was a feast for the eyes, as was the sight of fascist ex-team leader Jenny going to beserk with uncontained delight at the sight.
It is pleasing to me that SirAlan seems to be methodically firing the boys with the worst hair cuts so maybe the finalists will all be thick as two short planks but will look like Toni and Guy models. One can only hope.

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